magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

stabs:

the last days of school are honestly pointless. it’s basically just three days of watching movies in class with people you can’t wait to get away from

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends